HOWDY FOLKS....THIS IS DOONK AND JMAR OVER HERE IN THE WEST TEXAS TOWN OF EL PASO......WE ARE OVER HERE TESTIN OUT SOME OF THE NEW BULLS IN TOWN.....WE ARE ABOUT TO HEAD BACK TO TOWN CAUSE WE ARE NOBODIES WITHOUT KRISTINA AND SADIE.....JUST CANT DO IT WITHOUT THEM....WHEN WE GET HOME I THINK WERE GONNA FIND OURSELVES A NICE HONEY WHOLE TO GO CATCH SOME WALL HANGERS OUT OF....IT OUGHTA BE AN ADVENTURE TO SEE EITHER KK OF SADIE SLING A ROD.....BUT ANYWAY GUYS WERE OUTTA HERE....WE GOT PACKIN TO DO AND ROADS TO RIDE.....WE'LL SEE YA WHEN WE GET THERE

HEY GUYS......WE HAVENT DROPPED YOU A LINE IN A COUPLE OF DECADES........I FIGURED THAT IT WAS ABOUT THAT TIME....I HAD ALOT OF FUN THIS WEEKEND WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.....HER NAME IS KRISTINA KINGSMILL FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DIDNT HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I WAS TALKIN ABOUT.....ME, HER, JUSTIN, AND SADIE ARE GONNA HAVE TO GET TOGETHER AGAIN THIS NEXT WEEKEND AND GO ALLIGATOR WRESTLING, OR PICK TICKS OUT OF MONKEYS HAIR....OR SOMTHIN WITH A LIL ADEVENTURE....I MEAN WHO GOES TO THE MOVIES AND OUT TO EAT.....WHAT KIND OF DATE IS THAT.....THAT JUST RIDICULOUS....I COULD BUY A PLANE TO TICKET TO EAST AUSTRALIA FOR FOUR PEOPLE CHEAPER THAN I COULD BUY 4 MOVIE TICKETS.........ANYWAY I LOST MY RIGHT LEG THIS WEEK IN A GUNFIGHT.....THE CLOCK STRUCK 12 AND I JUST WASNT QUICK ENOUGH....I MEAN THAT DUDE HAD A QUICK DRAW.....ANYWAY THEY HAD TO AMPUTATE MY LEG.....BUT I GOT IT STUFFED AND ITS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW....JMAR KILLED A SIOUX INDIAN THIS WEEK....HE SENT HIM TO OUR CHOICE OF TAXIDERMIST AND WE ARE GETTIN HIM MOUNTED FOR PUBLIC SHOW......ANYWAY GUYS THIS IS ABOUT ALL THAT I HAVE IN ME RIGHT NOW....MY LEG IS THROBBING AND I GOT TO ICE MY KNUB DOWN......TTYL PEEPS LATER!!!!

Yoooo this is jmar and doonk face ,,,,,,,,,sorry bout that wacko sadie watts that got on here and told you obsurd lies,,,we all no doooonkkk and jmmarrr dont lose to girlz that is proposterous,,,,,we will see who the reall athelets are when higvoltage,,kingsmill,,,,doonk ,,,and i go arm wrestle snow tigers this saturday night at 3:00,,,,,,This last saturday i went and watched rachel highvoltage wattage strutt her stuff on stage for her modeling graduation,,,,rachel stomped and romped all over the other competition if you can even say rachel has competition ,,,,,she just took carman electra's spot in the new coming up herbal essences commercial,,,,I dont know whats in the watts girls water but it must be good cuz the breed some hotties,,,,,,,sadie by far the most gorgeous,,,o well we are about to rolll on tooo bobsledding  in north east Africa,,,,,take it easy guys nothen but love for sadie and kristina later players

this is sadie..... I'm locked in justin's computer room just to correct Jmar and doonk... I bowled a 120 the same as Jmar and doonk didn't even come close to my score... I just wanted to correct the boys! jmar was so upset that I almost beat him that is what he gets for talking crap...

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HEY GUYS THIS IS DOONK AND JMAR,,,,,,,,,,,,,WE ARE SO HAPPY AT THIS POINT IN TIME RIGHT NOW,,,,,,,,,ALMOST HAPPY ENOUGH TO PUT A GUN TO OUR HEADS AND BLOW OUR STRESSED BRAINS OUT OF THE BACK SIDE OF OUR SKELETON AND THEN PAINT WITH THE BLOOD LEFT ON THE WALL,,,,,,,,NO NOT REALLLY CAUSE THAT IS JUST ABSOLUTELY ABSURD!!!!!! WELL I HOPE THAT ANYONE WHO READ THAT UNECESSARY RIDDLE UP ABOVE GOT A LITTLE LAUGH OUT OF IT!!!!WE SLAUGHTERED SADIE AND KK THIS WEEKEND AT BAYOU BOWL,,,,,,,,,I HAD A 168 AND JMAR BOWLED A 190........I DONT EVEN THINK SADIE AND KK'S SCORE COMBINED ADDED TO 120!!!!!!!!!THEY SUCKED IT UP..............BUT US GUYS BAWLED OUT OF CONTROL..............DOONK FORGOT HIS WALLET IN WESTON LIKE A HUGE, GIGANTIC, TREMENDOUS, GARGANTIOUS, ENORMOUS, JUPITER SIZE IDIOT,,,,,,,,O WELL GUYS WE HAVE HAIDES ON EARTH COMIN UP HERE IN ABOUT 8 MINUTES,,,SO I GOT TO PUT ON MY ARMOR!!!!!!LATER GUYS